Yes, it's the National Enquirer. But somehow this story has a certain air of plausability about it.

With his history, coupled with everything that has been going on lately, I wouldn't blame him for hitting the bottle. If my approval rating was as low as his, I'd be getting drunk as well.

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posted by Jonathan @ 10:44 AM Saturday, September 24, 2005   
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