It's been a while since Steve Martin has been funny, but he managed to do so in this fake Bill O'Reilly rant he wrote for The Huffington Post.

An excerpt:

Look, look, look, look. A leap second is a denial of everything American, of everything good, of everything moral. They're saying we need this second because the earth rotates on its axis and revolves around the earth, well this is the no spin zone. So we don't need a leap second.

Happy New Year everyone, don't drink and drive. Pick one or the other and stick with it.

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posted by Jonathan @ 8:33 PM Saturday, December 31, 2005   
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