I thought this thing was going to be much earlier (primetime on the East Coast), so I went and saw Grandma's Boy. Don't judge me. It was only $1.50.
I am going to drink every time he says "terror" or "freedom" or "evil". That should work. I'm not drinking alone, I am drinking with the Lord. And by the Lord, I mean George W. Bush. He is staring at me right now and it is creepy. I'm talking "Burger King Guy" creepy here. I feel so violated. Stop looking at me, O Lord!
I love it when he pronounces difficult words slowly. Words like "technology".
How boring must it be to be at this thing as a Supreme Court Justice? Everybody else gets to stand and clap and cheer, at least at some point. Even the Democrats just stood up and cheered the fact that Bush's Social Security plan failed to go anywhere. But the poor justices have to sit there like statues. Would anyone notice if any of them died right now?
I wonder if the Republicans and Democrats have one specific person that they take cues from. I'd imagine it would be pretty embarrassing to be the only one from your party to give the President a standing ovation.
The President is drinking a clear liquid. The question is, is it: vodka, gin, or everclear?
Okay, this guy doing the Democratic response is really freaking me out. The guy's left eyebrow is about 3 inches higher than his right eyebrow. Would it have been possible for them to find a guy that looked a little bit less like a used car salesman? I mean seriously, we all know Democrats are better looking than Republicans, there must be someone reasonably attractive and articulate in the party that could be speaking right now. This guy speaks like Al Gore.
posted by Jonathan @ 9:28 PM
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
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