Dear Fedex:
Dinosaurs and humans did not exist at the same time.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear Bud Light:
Please stop pretending that your beer is something that people fight over.
Thanks,
Me
Dear Natalie Portman:
Call me.
Love,
Me
Dear Hummer:
I don't understand. Are you trying to say that your vehicles are a product of a relationship between a robot and what appears to be a large, walking scrotum?
Yours truly,
Me
Dear Pirates of the Caribbean 2:
You are awesome.
PS: Call me, Keira.
Eternally yours,
Me
Dear NFL/Seahawks/Steelers:
What a farce of a game. The officiating was against Seattle pretty much the whole game, but considering the way they managed the clock in the last minutes of both halves, they didn't deserve it. Congrats to Pittsburgh.
Cordially,
Me
posted by Jonathan @ 12:24 AM
Monday, February 06, 2006
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