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Arrested Development Drinking Game
"I've made a huge mistake"
Arrested Development is the most creative and intelligent comedy on the air today. It's a shame more people don't watch. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending upon how you look at it), it is above the intelligence of many American viewers would rather watch insipid comedies such as King of Queens and According to Jim. No other show has used such a variety of comedic devices to make the audience laugh. Bad puns, pratfalls, in-jokes, sarcasm, and political humor are just some of the things you can expect to find on this show. Oh, and as to what the show is about? Narrator Ron Howard always opens with this: "Now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. It's 'Arrested Development."
Recommended drink: anything will work
The rules
Drink every time someone says the following:
"I've made a huge mistake"
"Annyong"
"Banana"
"Iraq"
"Family"
"No touching!"
Drink every time the following occurs:
A news clip or newspaper article is shown
The house falls apart
The stair truck is driven
Someone tackles someone
An airhorn goes off
Someone does a poultry dance
A "Peanuts" reference is made or seen
"Final Countdown" plays
Someone sings "Afternoon Delight"
Buster (Tony Hale) says "Hey brother" or some variation
Buster says "I'm a monster!"
Gob (Will Arnett) does a magic trick
Gob rides his segway
George Michael (Michael Cera) says or does something alluding to his liking his cousin, Maeby (Alia Shawkat)
Tobias Funke (David Cross) misinterprets or misreads something (i.e. the Blue Man Group)
Tobias says a double entendre
Oscar (Jeffrey Tambor) says he is Buster's father or implies it
House rules in effect:
Drinking
Despite its low ratings, Arrested Development has developed a loyal following. This was enough to keep it around for a 3rd season. After that though, who knows? Watch this one while it lasts, and buy the DVD. It might take a few shows before you become a fan, so I suggest starting with the DVDs of season one and then going from there, as you might miss some things if you try starting with a random episode. Since this is a TV show, I have included a bunch of rules. Some of these only appear in a few episodes, so you can pick and choose which ones you want to use.
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Disclaimer:
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that may happen as a result of participating in
these games. Drink responsibly. Know your limits.
If it seems like it is too much to drink, it
probably is. And for the love of god, don't drink
and drive. Stay at a friend's place if necessary.
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Arrested Development Quotes
Michael (Jason Bateman): [after George Sr. has been handed a jail sentence] They're keeping dad in jail until this whole thing gets sorted out. And our assets were frozen, which means that I'm going to have to ask everyone to cut up their company credit cards.
[everyone gasps]
Michael: Interesting. I would have expected that reaction after the "keeping dad in jail" part.
Lucille (Jessica Walter): I signed Buster up for the Army just because Michael Moore confronted me in front of a national audience!
Michael: That was not Michael Moore. That was a Michael Moore look-alike who was filming a skit for Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Lucille: I dont know what that is nor do I care to find out.
Lucille: [the family is waiting for news on Buster from a very literal doctor] How's my son?
Doctor: He's going to be all right.
Lindsay Funke (Portia de Rossi): Finally some good news from this guy.
George Michael Bluth (Michael Cera): There's no other way to take that.
Doctor: That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.
Lucille: But you said he was all right.
Doctor: Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right."
Lucille: [Jumping on the doctor] You son of a bitch! I hate this doctor!
Lindsay Funke: How do we keep getting this guy?
Michael: Mom, he's a very literal man.
Doctor: Yes, that's more the way I would take the news.
Michael: This doesnt look like Iraq.
Barry Zuckerkorn (Henry Winkler): Nope. These are balls. You're looking at balls.
Narrator (Ron Howard): Tobias (David Cross) had accidentally snapped a picture of himself while learning how to use his new cell phone.
Gob (Will Arnett): I've made a huge mistake.
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