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Ah, the Beatles. Who doesn't love the Beatles, the greatest band of all time.
I have too much free time on my hands. We all know that pornographic film titles often have similarities to well known movies or songs. A SNL sketch once explored the subject. It centered around Adrian Brody, who was unable to come up with an obvious parody title for his film, "The Pianist."
Anyway, a while back, I discovered that the immortal Ron Jeremy once starred in a film called "Sgt. Peckers Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang" (IMDB listing). That got me to thinking, what other Beatles song titles could be turned into porno films? With a little help from my friends, I came up with some possibilities. Note: Some of these may actually exist, I didn't really check or care.
Some are obvious, like Please Please Me, Norweigian Wood, and Love Me Do, others take a little bit of work and imagination.
For instance:
Here C*ms the Son
Backdoor in the USSR
I've Just C*m on a Face
When I'm 69
Octop*ssy's Garden
Magical Mystery Whore
Yellow Sex-Machine (courtesy of StephieV)
F*cking a hole (courtesy of StephieV)
Norwegian Woodie (courtesy of Robin V)
and some gay porn...
A Gay in the Life
Eight Gays a Week
and the best...
C*m Together ... right now... over me.
That's it for now, but I am sure there are many more possibilities. And I am sure that some of these have actually been turned into films, or will be turned into films. If they are made into future films, I demand royalties.
Have some ideas of your own to add to this list? Email them to me at submissions@tarfumes.com.
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