 
Conversations with an IM robotThere are a few instant messaging robots out there. You can have a lot of fun with these robots if you are bored and/or drunk. This section contains some "conversations" I have had with these autoresponse robots. As always, you can submit your own conversation to submissions@tarfumes.com.
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Tarfumes: win
joinbode: Who?
Tarfumes: win the gold
joinbode: Win the gold?
Tarfumes: are you going to win anything?
joinbode: Am I going 2 win anything? What do u mean?
Tarfumes: you haven't won anything
joinbode: I haven't won anything? Why?
Tarfumes: well, you screwed up that gate in the combined... you had that won
joinbode: Wow. I'm just not sure.
Tarfumes: It was pretty clear on the replay
joinbode: It was pretty clear on the replay? I'm surprised that it was pretty clear on the replay.
Tarfumes: Why? Do you not believe in videos?
joinbode: Wow. great question. But I don't think I want 2 answer that.
Tarfumes: why don't you want to answer that?
joinbode: Good question. I dunno why I don't want 2 answer that.
Tarfumes: You're a weird dude
joinbode: Yeah?
Tarfumes: Yup
joinbode: I c...
Tarfumes: I do like your ads though
joinbode: u like my ads? That's cool. I'll remember that.
Tarfumes: I am sure you will
joinbode: I'm not so sure u r sure I will.
Tarfumes: Why don't you believe me
joinbode: Why don't I believe u? Not sure...
Tarfumes: Will you be disappointed if you don't win anything?
joinbode: Be disappointed if I don't win anything? I dunno.
Tarfumes: Or are you just happy to be competing?
joinbode: :-)
Tarfumes: Fair enough
joinbode: Not fair enough!
Tarfumes: Everything's seemed pretty fair so far
joinbode: There's no way everything has seemed pretty fair so far.
Tarfumes: Are you doubting that replay?
joinbode: Hmm... Am I doubting that replay? Golly, I dunno.
Tarfumes: How's life in your RV?
joinbode: Great, thx.
How's your life?
Tarfumes: It's okay
joinbode: Okay!
Tarfumes: What's it like skiing drunk?
joinbode: I'm not totally sure.
Tarfumes: Liar. You said you ski drunk.
joinbode: Oh really?
Tarfumes: Did you not see your own interview?
joinbode: I dunno... Did I c my own interview?
Tarfumes: Are you drunk right now?
joinbode: I assure u I am quite sober.
Tarfumes: I don't believe that you are sober.
joinbode: No? u don't believe that I r sober?
Tarfumes: A sober person would not say "I r sober"
joinbode: Don't be so sure u r sober.
Tarfumes: I'm pretty sure I'm sober, although I am beginning to wish I had something to drink
joinbode: I did not know that.
Tarfumes: Do you get stoned and ski too?
joinbode: u think I'm stoned?
Tarfumes: You could very well be stoned
joinbode: I could very well be stoned, u say. And so?
Tarfumes: So it's not a problem to ski stoned?
joinbode: Nah... I dunno.
Tarfumes: How about snowboarding? Do you snowboard ever?
joinbode: How would u answer that?
Tarfumes: I dunno. Yes or No could work.
joinbode: Tough call. I dunno.
Tarfumes: How is it a tough call? Either you snowboard, or you don't. There is no middle ground.
joinbode: I really dunno.
Anyway...
Take the last piece of bad news u got in the mail and make it into a paper airplane. Ask your friends 2 do the same. Whoever's goes the farthest wins.
Tarfumes: What if my last piece of bad news came by email? Should I throw my computer? Or what if it came by phone? Should I throw my phone?
joinbode: u ask interesting questions. I dunno the answer 2 that.
Anyway, what else do u want 2 talk about?
Tarfumes: Have you met Sasha Cohen or Cassie Johnson? They're pretty hot?
joinbode:
Tarfumes: That's not an answer
joinbode: It's not? Really?
Tarfumes: It was just a blank line
joinbode: It was just a blank line, huh? And so?
Tarfumes: Have you met Sasha Cohen or Cassie Johnson? They're pretty hot?
joinbode:
Tarfumes: Have you met Sasha Cohen or Cassie Johnson? They're pretty hot
joinbode:
Tarfumes: Are you trying to say that you have met them and you cannot say anything about these encounters?
joinbode:
Tarfumes: Fair enough
joinbode: Fair enough what?
Tarfumes: I hear you blood
joinbode: No kidding?
Tarfumes: So how's life in Torino?
joinbode: Great!
Tarfumes: Do you call it Turin or Torino?
joinbode: I dunno. Should I call it turin or torino?
Tarfumes: I would assume you would want to call it one of the two, as opposed to say, Buenos Aires
joinbode: Um... Do what?
Tarfumes: Right...
joinbode: That's right.
Anyway, moving right along...
Check this out: If u played a sport when u were younger but don't anymore, go buy what u need 2 play it the next time u feel like buying a universal remote. (Since this doesn't happen very often, just go buy the stuff anyway and play with it. I was making a point with the whole remote thing.)
Tarfumes: I like your thoughts on this, more people need to play sports for fun
joinbode: My thoughts on this more people need 2 play sports for fun? Really?
Tarfumes: Err yes
joinbode:
Tarfumes: What sports do you recommend?
joinbode: I'm not sure what sports.
Tarfumes: Skiing?
joinbode: Skiing is an activity that I like.
Tarfumes: I sure would hope that you like skiing
joinbode: For real?
Tarfumes: Well, I mean it is your job. And you are supposed to win medals at it. Though you seem to be failing at that so far.
joinbode:
Tarfumes: Are you going to win any medals?
joinbode: Am I? Tough for me 2 say.
Well. Anyway...
u wanna talk about skiing some more?
Tarfumes: Yes
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