 
Conversations with an IM robotThere are a few instant messaging robots out there. You can have a lot of fun with these robots if you are bored and/or drunk. This section contains some "conversations" I have had with these autoresponse robots. As always, you can submit your own conversation to submissions@tarfumes.com.
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joinbode: Cool. I like skiing. What can u tell me about skiing?
Tarfumes: There is a lot of snow involved
joinbode: That's interesting. Perhaps... I dunno though...
Anyway...
u know what? When someone suggests that u do something differently, listen 2 them. Then figure out for yourself if they're right.
Tarfumes: Do you like snow?
joinbode: Hmm... I dunno how I feel about snow.
Tarfumes: A licky boom boom down
joinbode:
Tarfumes: Don't skiers like snow?
joinbode: Maybe, maybe not. u know how it is.
Tarfumes: No not really. I haven't seen rain in months, much less snow.
joinbode: Aha.
Tarfumes: Do you like the rain?
joinbode: I don't really know how I feel about rain.
Tarfumes: Do you like romantic walks in the rain?
joinbode: Good question. I'm not too sure how I feel about romantic walks in the rain.
Tarfumes: Do you like romantic walks on the beach?
joinbode: Hmm... I dunno how I feel about romantic walks on the beach, actually.
Tarfumes: Do you know your feelings on any subject?
joinbode: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Tarfumes: So you're not sure how you feel about your feelings on any subject?
joinbode: Maybe... What do u think?
Tarfumes: Maybe you're not sure how you feel about your feelings on any subject
joinbode: Maybe I'm not sure how I feel about my feelings on any subject?
No way? Really?
Tarfumes: For someone who is so opinionated, you seem pretty unclear about your feelings
joinbode: I'm BodeBot. I can chat with u about all kinds of things.
Type home 2 c what I can do.
Tarfumes: No shit.
joinbode: Whoa.
Tarfumes: Oh come on, I know you swear
joinbode: Oh yeah?!
Tarfumes: Yeah!
joinbode: Aha.
Tarfumes: What is your favorite ski event?
joinbode: What do u think is my favorite ski event?
Tarfumes: The downhill
joinbode: What about it?
Tarfumes: Is the downhill your favorite event?
joinbode: The downhill is my favorite event.
Tarfumes: Sweet
joinbode: ;-)
So anyway...
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Tarfumes: What is the Super G anyway?
joinbode: What do u think?
Tarfumes: I don't know. I always figured it was something to do with music, perhaps a relative of Warren G or Kenny G
joinbode:
Tarfumes: Do you like Kenny G?
joinbode: I'm not sure how I feel about Kenny G.
Tarfumes: Do you like Warren G?
joinbode: Good question. I don't really know how I feel about Warren G.
Tarfumes: It's the G Funk era!
joinbode: Warren G is the g funk era? That's very interesting.
Tarfumes: Funked out with a gangsta twist
joinbode:
Tarfumes: How about Warren G Harding? What do you think of him as a president?
joinbode: I dunno about that...
Tarfumes: How about George W Bush? How do you feel about him?
joinbode: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I dunno.
Tarfumes: Not much for politics, eh?
joinbode: Not much for politics, huh?
Tarfumes: I'm done talking for tonight
joinbode: No kidding?
Tarfumes: Yup
joinbode: How come?
Tarfumes: I'm a bit sleepy
joinbode: Maybe it's time for bed then.
Tarfumes: Good idea. I will go to bed.
joinbode: I can't. I'm a bit of an insomniac.
Tarfumes: Really? Try chewing some valerian root
joinbode: Whoa, um... I really dunno.
Tarfumes: Suit yourself. Just don't start listening to Tyler Durden.
joinbode: I'm sorry Tarfumes, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Tarfumes: You listen to Tyler Durden?
joinbode: What do u think?
Tarfumes: What is the first rule of fight club?
joinbode: u tell me.
Tarfumes: You cannot talk about fight club
joinbode: Wouldn't u like me 2 talk about fight club?
Tarfumes: You can't
joinbode: Yes, I can't. And why do u think that is?
Tarfumes: Because it's against the rules
joinbode: But in a way, it isn't against the rules. Know what I mean?
Tarfumes: I understand
joinbode: I'm glad u understand.
Tarfumes: His name is Bode Miller
joinbode: His name is bode miller? Yeah, whatever!
Tarfumes: His name is Bode Miller
joinbode: Miller? Is that right?
Tarfumes: His name is Bode Miller
joinbode: That right?
Tarfumes: Yup!
joinbode: Interesting.
Tarfumes: I am off to bed
joinbode: Is it a good thing 2 be off 2 bed?
Tarfumes: I need sleep
joinbode: Thanks, but I'm not tired.
Tarfumes: That wasn't an invitation
joinbode: lol! Whatever!
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
If u approach everything u do with maximum focus and intention, there is no such thing as failure. No one but u can know when u've given all u have. No one but u can tell u that u've failed.
Tarfumes: Okay. I will now go approach sleep with maximum focus. Thanks, Bode!
joinbode: Ha. Whatever, Tarfumes.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do u have anything else 2 say about sleep?
Tarfumes: Nope
joinbode: OK...
Check this out: Hold your breath for one minute. Then hold it for two. (If u can't, then don't.)
Tarfumes: Are you trying to get me to kill myself, Bode?
joinbode: I'm trying 2 get u 2 kill yourself Bode.
Tarfumes: Wow, that is not a healthy attitude... you shouldn't be trying to get people to kill themselves
joinbode:
Tarfumes: That is shameful
joinbode: That is shameful? u think so?
Tarfumes: Suicide is not the answer
joinbode: Not the answer? Very interesting.
Tarfumes: Do you think suicide is the answer
joinbode: Well, do u think suicide is the answer?
Tarfumes: No
joinbode: I c...
Tarfumes: I'll ask again. Do you think suicide is the answer?
Tarfumes: Hello?
joinbode: Glad 2 c u again, Tarfumes.
Tarfumes: Do you think suicide is the answer?
joinbode: I'm not quite sure what 2 think about that.
Tarfumes: Time for bed
joinbode: Sweet dreams!
Tarfumes: thanks, you too
joinbode: Sure.
u know what? Climb your weight in stairs. Don't feel bad if u can't do this so long as u know that some day u will.
Tarfumes: try and actually win something tomorrow
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