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D2 - The Mighty Ducks Drinking Game

"The quack attack is back, Jack!"

The Mighty Ducks is a classic hockey film. Starring the immortal Emilio Estevez as Coach Gordon Bombay, and Pacey from Dawson's Creek (Joshua Jackson) as one of his players, the original film spawned an inevitable sequel (which in turn led to another). Disney likes to milk things for as much as possible, even going as far to name an NHL hockey team after the movie (the Anaheim Mighty Ducks). The original premise is simple: Coach reluctantly takes hockey coaching job, the kids suck, the kids get good, the kids win, everyone goes home happy (except for that guy who was the editor at the Daily Planet). This sequel is not nearly as good, which is why drinking makes it a bit better.

"Finished watching the mighty ducks 2. I'm the only one that stuck it out until the end. ACE! here are the rules to the D2 drinking game. I think if you follow them strictly you will die from alcohol poisoning." - Annette

Recommended drink: Vodka?

The rules:

Drink every time someone says one of the following:

"GOLDBERG!!"
A group quack
A mention of the pee-wee championship
"The Minnesota Miracle Man"
A reference to Bombay's hair
A sounding of the duck call
"The Quack Attack is back Jack!" - double shot!
They identify themselves as ducks
"He dissed you bad, g!" - take a shot!
"The bash brothers!"
"Minneapolis, Minnesota."
"You lost it for yourself! Let's go shake their hands! Good work Captain Duck!" - Triple Shot Bonus

Drink every time one of the following occurs:
Gunnar is on-screen
Luis hits the popcans/wall
Russ hits a knucklepuck
Fulton hits a slapshot
Dwayne cattle ropes someone
Cross Colours is worn
Fulton and Portman play air guitar/use their sticks as guitars
They do the flying V (vodka shot)
Wu does a figure skating move
A professional athlete is shown
The Bash Brothers put on their bandanas
* Final shot: When Tibbles and Bombay exchange a meaningful look during the rousing rendition of, "we are the champions" by the campfire.

"If you make it out alive, you are so bad ass." - Annette

Creators: Gabby Guset, Becky Hermann, and Annette Janik

Disclaimer: We hold no responsibility for anything that may happen as a result of participating in these games. Drink responsibly. Know your limits. If it seems like it is too much to drink, it probably is. And for the love of god, don't drink and drive. Stay at a friend's place if necessary.

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D2: The Mighty Ducks Quotes


Coach Bombay: Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?
Lester Averman: You know, I knew we forgot something.

Dwayne: Great day for hockey, ain't it?
Jesse: Sure is, cowboy.

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