Some of my favorite rules:
Chug your beer or down your wine or do two shots when:
Audible "fuck you!" from House side.
Fox cuts to Harry Reid playing pocket pool.
Normally I would watch so I can have a laugh, but the Suns are playing the Wizards tonight, and that game will be far more entertaining.
Edit: It appears that MSNBC is going to re-air the State of the Union address throughout the night, so if you are like me and have something better to watch, or if you just want to play the drinking game over and over again and never wake up again, you can tune in there.