RIP, Mr. Wizard.

Mr. Wizard passes away

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posted by Jonathan @ 6:24 PM Tuesday, June 12, 2007   
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Happy New Year, everyone!

We are apparently going to die this year. But don't worry, Jesus will save us.

An AP-AOL News poll asked Americans what they thought would happen in 2007. Here are the highlights of their results:

Six in 10 people think the U.S. will be the victim of a terrorist attack. An identical percentage thinks it likely that a biological or nuclear weapon will be unleashed somewhere else in the world.

Seventy percent of people in the U.S. predict a major natural disaster in the country and an equal percentage expects worsening global warming. Also, 29 percent think it likely that the U.S. will withdraw its troops from Iraq.

35 percent predict the military draft will be reinstated.

35 percent predict a cure for cancer will be found.

25 percent anticipate the second coming of Jesus Christ.

19 percent think scientists are likely to find evidence of extraterrestrial life.

So there you have it. Aliens are going to cure cancer by warming up the planet, but then attack us, so we will need to remove our troops from Iraq and have a draft, but Jesus will come back and lead us to victory. You heard it here first.

Labels: 2007, iraq war, jesus, politics, polls, science, terrorism

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posted by Jonathan @ 5:08 PM Monday, January 01, 2007   
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