 
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Drinking Game
"One ring to rule them all"
The Lord of the Rings trilogy that has delighted millions of people all over the world. Peter Jackson's film adaptations of J.R.R. Tolkien's stories rank as some of the best movies of all time. Fantastic special effects combined with a brilliant story and some decent acting make this a can't miss movie. Or movies, as the case may be, as the 3 books of the trilogy ("The Fellowship of the Ring", "The Two Towers", and "The Return of the King") were all made in to separate movies, each detailing a part of the journey and fight to destroy the "one ring" in the fires of Mount Doom. The films star Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn, Sir Ian Mckellen as the wizard Gandalf, Elijah Wood as Frodo, Sean Astin as Samwise Gamgee, Sean Bean as Boromir, Christopher Lee as Saruman, Liv Tyler as Arwen, Andy Serkis as Gollum, Cate Blanchett as Galadriel, Dominic Monaghan as Merry, and Billy Boyd as Pippin.
Recommended drink: Beer
The rules:
Drink when someone says the following:
"Ring"
"The Gaze of Sauron" (or some variation)
"Fool" (or some variation)
"Helms Deep"
"Minas Tirith"
"Preciousss"
Drink every time the following occurs:
The ring is seen in someone's hand
The eye is seen
Peter Jackson appears
Legolas (Orlando Bloom) does a stupid move
Someone smokes a pipe
You expect Elrond (Hugo Weaving) to say "Mr. Anderson"
You think someone is dead but it turns out they really aren't
Merry (Dominic Monaghan) or Pippin (Billy Boyd) almost gets everyone killed
Frodo (Elijah Wood) falls down
Sting glows
Down your drink or drink as much as possible when the following events occur:
"Gondor has no king/underpants/llamas, Gondor needs no king/underpants/llamas"
Steve the Uruk-Hai gets shot
The ring is destroyed
House rules in effect:
Drinking
Singing by the main characters
This is a marathon of a drinking game, especially if you do the extended editions back-to-back-to-back. There aren't too many rules, but it's a fun time.
In case you are wondering who Steve the Uruk-hai is, just before the battle of Helm's Deep, an old man accidentally lets off an arrow. The arrow hits a guy named Steve. He is not named Steve for any particular reason, he just is. The Uruk-Hai then throw an arm into the air and yell "Steve!" and the battle begins.
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Lord of the Rings Trilogy Quotes
Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
Pippin: Great! Where are we going?
Frodo: You're late.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Gandalf: You cannot pass... I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The Dark Flame will not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass.
Gollum: [to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit.
Gandalf: All our hopes now lie with two little hobbits, somewhere in the wilderness.
Aragorn: Gimli, lower your axe.
Legolas: The trees have feelings, my friend. The elves began it, waking up the trees, teaching them to speak.
Gimli: Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?
Frodo: You swore! You swore on the precious! Smeagol promised!
Gollum: Smeagol lied.
Pippin: Is there any hope, Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam?
Gandalf: There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.
Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints?
[In low voice]
Pippin: I'm getting one.
Disclaimer:
We hold no responsibility for anything
that may happen as a result of participating in
these games. Drink responsibly. Know your limits.
If it seems like it is too much to drink, it
probably is. And for the love of god, don't drink
and drive. Stay at a friend's place if necessary.
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