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Scrubs Drinking Game
"I can't do this all on my own, I'm no Superman"
Scrubs is one of the best comedies on television. Created by Bill Lawrence, it combines original humor with some of the best characters around. The main characters are Dr. John "JD" Dorian, played by Zach Braff, Dr. Elliot Reid, played by Sarah Chalke, Dr. Christopher Turk, JD's best friend, played by Donald Faison, and Nurse Carla Espinosa, Dr. Turk's love interest, played by Judy Reyes. Last, but most certainly not least, is Dr. Perry Cox, played by John C. McGinley. Dr. Cox is one of the best characters ever created, clearly damaged goods, but with a heart of gold. One of the great things about Scrubs is that the secondary characters also get great lines. These characters include the Janitor, Dr. Kelso, the Todd, Jordan (Dr. Cox's ex-wife) and Ted the hospital Lawyer. The humor of the show is very original, ranging from dream sequences to pop-culture references to many in-jokes.
Recommended drink: appletini (JD's drink of choice), or beer if you are anyone else
The rules
Drink every time someone says the following or the following occurs:
Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) calls J.D. (Zach Braff) by a woman's name
Dr. Cox calls J.D. "newbie"
Carla (Judy Reyes) calls J.D. "bambi"
Nurse Roberts (Aloma Wright) calls J.D. "Q-tip"
Dr. Cox calls Elliot (Sarah Chalke) "barbie"
J.D. calls Turk (Donald Faison) "chocolate bear" or something similar
Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) calls someone "sport", "champ", or "sweetheart"
The Todd (Robert Maschio) high fives someone
A joke is made about Elliot's sexual preference
There is a flashback or dream sequence or fantasy
Someone sings
Someone dances (usually Turk)
Someone eats soup or mentions soup
Rowdy the stuffed dog appears
Elliot shows her bra
Dr. Cox puts his hands on top of his head
The Janitor (Neil Flynn) is shown actually cleaning
Someone says "Jesus", "God", "The Lord", or "Christ"
Someone says "banana hammock" or The Todd wears his banana hammock
Colonel Sanders doctor appears in the background
House rules in effect:
Drinking
Show title
Scrubs has a relatively small but loyal following. I hope that fans of the show like these rules. Since this is a TV show, I have included a bunch of rules. Some of these only appear in a few episodes, so you can pick and choose which ones you want to use. The rules were compiled mostly using the first and second season DVDs, so perhaps some rules aren't as relevant for future seasons but they should work for the most part.
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If it seems like it is too much to drink, it
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and drive. Stay at a friend's place if necessary.
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Memorable Scrubs Quotes
J.D.: [voiceover] You see, today isn't just any other day. It's my first day.
Elliot: I put all those flyers up and no one wants me to live with them.
J.D.: Oh, c'mon, Elliot, I'm sure you'll eventually find a roommate who's a clean non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage.
Elliot: Well, if you don't it gets mildewy.
J.D.: You should live with my friend, Anal McLooney.
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
Dr. Kelso: Do you want me to order you a clown?
J.D.: A drunk clown hurt me once.
J.D.: What are you doing?
Janitor: I'm fixing the door.
J.D.: Maybe there's a penny stuck in there.
Janitor: Did you stick a penny in there?
J.D.: No, I was just trying to make conversation.
Janitor: If I find a penny in there... I'm taking you down.
Elliot: I doubt sex for you is about making babies, because you'd probably just eat them anyway, and driving over to Dr. Cox's place and pleasuring him while he watches sports hardly counts as revenge.
Julie Keaton (Heather Locklear): This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nause, impotence and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox: And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation.
Todd: Why do women think I'm creepy?
Attractive nurse: Because you have to turn everything into a double entendre.
Todd: I do not.
[Attractive nurse leaves, Todd stares at Turk]
Chris Turk: Go.
Todd: I'd like to double her entendre.
J.D.: Dr. Cox...
Dr. Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'.
J.D.: See ya.
Ted: I feel I'd be more productive if my phone dialed out.
Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
Elliot: A person doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.
Dr. Cox: Relationships don't work they way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.
Dr. Cox: [to J.D.] Don't ever be afraid to come to me with stuff like that. The simple fact that you actually seem to give a crap is the reason I took an interest in you to begin with. It's why I trust you as a doctor. Hell, it's... it's why I trust you as a person.
Dr. Cox: I would like to make special mention of one intern here: John Dorian. Smart kid, he's extremely confident, and his enthusiasm - and his determination to always be better - is something I see in him twenty-four hours a day. He cares. Probably cares too much. But he's definitely somebody you don't want to lose.
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