 
Zoolander Drinking Game
"If I could be any chess piece, I think I would be the cow"
Recommended drink: Something a male model would drink... perhaps a pink cocktail of some kind
The rules
Drink every time someone says:
"Blue Steel"
"Balls"
Drink every time one the following happens:
Derek does "Blue Steel"
Someone walks down the runway
Derek mispronounces a word
Mugatu (Will Ferrell) yells at someone
Celebrity cameo
"Relax" plays
House rules in effect:
Movie title
This is a fairly easy game. The celebrity cameos do pile up at times, but all in all, this shouldn't be too rough on the liver.
Creators: Tarfumes.com
Disclaimer:
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that may happen as a result of participating in
these games. Drink responsibly. Know your limits.
If it seems like it is too much to drink, it
probably is. And for the love of god, don't drink
and drive. Stay at a friend's place if necessary.
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Zoolander Quotes
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Hansel: So I'm repelling down mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip. And I'm just falling, terrified and then I think, "Hey, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to mount Vesuvius.
Derek Zoolander: At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
Mugatu: Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
Derek: What is this? A center for ants?
Derek: How are we expected to teach the kids to read good... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek: I don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek: The building has to be atleast... 3 times... that size!
Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
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